Looking to crack someone up with a clever line that’s totally nuts? 🥜 You’re in the right place! Whether you’re going for cashew-al charm or aiming to shell-shock your crush with creativity, nut-themed pickup lines offer the perfect mix of humor and flirtation. They’re quirky, punny, and surprisingly irresistible — just like your favorite trail mix. 😉
In today’s world of swipe-right culture, standing out is everything, and a well-timed, nutty pickup line can be your golden ticket to a smile (or even a date!). From almonds to peanuts, walnuts to pistachios, these lines are packed with flavor and flirt.
Funny Nuts Pickup Lines to Crack a Smile
- Are you a peanut? Because I’m totally nuts about you.
- You must be a walnut, because you’ve cracked my heart wide open.
- Are you mixed nuts? Because you’ve got a little bit of everything I love.
- Call me a pistachio, because I’ve been waiting for you to crack me open.
- Are you a cashew? Because I cashewally fell for you.
- You’re nuttier than a squirrel on espresso — and I’m here for it.
- Are you almonds? Because you make my heart go nuts.
- I may be a little nutty, but I’m crazy for you.
- You’re like trail mix—sweet, salty, and totally addictive.
- Our love story? Straight out of the nutcracker’s playbook!
❤️ Romantic Nut Pickup Lines That Shell Out the Love
- You must be my peanut butter—because we’re meant to be together, smooth or crunchy.
- I don’t need a shell to tell me you’re the one.
- Are you a pecan? Because I can’t pecan my eyes off you.
- You’ve got my heart doing cart-nuts.
- You’re the nut I didn’t know I was missing.
- I’d go nutshells and all just to be with you.
- Are you a macadamia? Because you’re rare, sweet, and completely irresistible.
- You must be roasted, because you’re bringing the heat.
- Let’s stick together like peanuts and caramel.
- You’re the creamy to my nutty—perfect match.
😂 Cheesy Nut Pickup Lines That Go Beyond Corny
- Are you a bag of peanuts? Because I want to take you everywhere with me.
- I’m nuts for you… and I’m not even sorry about it.
- You must be a pistachio, because you’re cracking me up.
- You had me at “hello”—and a bag of almonds.
- Let’s go out—because we’ve got great chem-nut-stry.
- You’re so fine, squirrels would fight over you.
- I must be a squirrel, because I’m chasing you all over town.
- I hope you like cheesy lines, because I’m nacho average nut lover.
- Are you nut butter? Because you just made my day smoother.
- You’re the nuttiest part of my day, and I love it!
🌰 Dirty Nut Pickup Lines (Mild & Suggestive)
- Want to see how hard I can crack a nut? 😉
- Are you a shelled nut? Because I’d love to undress you.
- I’ve got some nuts… want to play with them?
- You’re driving me nuts—in all the right ways.
- Baby, I can show you how I handle nuts like a pro.
- You must be salted, because you’re making me thirsty.
- Let’s go somewhere private and shell-abrate.
- My nuts have been waiting for you.
- Are you warm nuts? Because you’re heating things up.
- Don’t worry, I’m totally nuts… in bed too.
🧠 Clever & Witty Nut Pickup Lines That Actually Work
- Are you a nut allergy? Because I can’t breathe when you’re around.
- You make my heart skip a crunch.
- Our chemistry is more natural than organic almond butter.
- You’re the omega-3 to my heart.
- Your smile is smoother than cashew cream.
- I’d go nuts if I didn’t get to know you.
- You’re the only nut I’ll never want to crack.
- Are you lightly salted? Because you’re seasoned just right.
- You must be nut milk, because you’re a dairy-free dream.
- If love is a nut, then I’ve already fallen from the tree.
Nuts Pickup-lines for Him
- Are you a nut? Because I’m nuts about you! 😉
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 😜
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. 📸
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! 🤠
- Aside from being gorgeous, what do you do for a living? 🤔
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? 🍇
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. 🔍
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need. 💯
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. 🥒
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 🦖
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. 👮♀️
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection. 👖
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 🥰
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! ✨
- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes. 🗺️
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. 🚨
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some. 🥜
- Are you a cashew? Because I find you absolutely irresistible.
Nuts Pickup-lines for Her
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! ✨
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection. 📶
- Do you like memes? Because I’ve got a lot of ’em. 😂
- Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it! ❤️
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. 📸
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.🤕
- Aside from being gorgeous, what do you do for a living? 🤔
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple. 🍎
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 😍
- Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart. 🐱
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. 👮♀️
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some. 🥜
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re one sweet cookie. 🍪
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. 🗺️
- What’s your sign? Because I’m sure we’re compatible. ♈️
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life. 📖
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you. 👀
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U. 😉
Nuts Rizz to Ask a Girl
- What’s your favorite type of nut? (Follow up with a playful comment based on their answer)
- Are you feeling nutty today? Let’s go grab a coffee (or a drink).
- Do you believe in fate? Because I feel like I’m destined to get to know you.
- I’m feeling pretty nutty, would you like to join me for a drink?
- Is your name Hazel? Because you’re totally nuts about you!
- Your smile is totally nutty, in a good way of course.
- Do you like puns? I’ve got a bunch of them, including these crazy “nutty” ones.
- I may not be a nutcracker, but I’m going to crack you up.
- I’m completely nuts about you, it’s official.
- You are my kind of nut; the best kind.
- What kind of nuts are you crushing on these days?
- If nuts were people, you would be my favorite.
- You’re like a cashew, smooth, creamy and nutty.
- I can’t believe I cracked this joke to get your attention.
- Is this seat taken? Or can I come and sit here, and share some laughs?
- Are you made of Nutella? Because you’re spreadable and irresistibly delicious.
- What’s your favorite way to shell out (spend your time)?
- You’re nuttier than a fruitcake, in a good way!
Clever Nuts Pickup-lines
- I’m feeling pretty nutty, wanna join me for a drink? 🍸
- Are you from outer space? Because you’re out of this world! 👽
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. 👮♀️
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. 🔍
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 🥰
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life. 📖
- What’s your sign? Because I’m sure we’re compatible. ♈️
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you. 👀
- Is your name Ariel? Because you’re my little mermaid. 🧜♀️
- Are you a superhero? Because you just saved me from a boring night. 🦸♀️
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. 🥒
- Is your name Earl Grey? Because you’re looking hot! 🔥
- My therapist told me I have a nut allergy, but I think I’m allergic to you!
- I’m feeling nutty about you.
- You’re my favorite kind of nut.
- If you were a tree, you’d be a nut tree!
- Do you believe in nuts? Because I think it’s going to be a good time.
- I’m going nuts over you!
Flirty Nuts Rizz Lines
- Are you a cashew? Because you’re totally irresistible. 😍
- You must be a nut, because I’m completely nuts about you! 🤪
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! ✨
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you. 🤕
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection. 👖
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection. 📶
- I’m feeling pretty nutty, wanna join me for a drink? 🍸
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 🦖
- You’re like a mixed nut, a little bit of everything that I love.
- If nuts were people, you’d be my favorite kind.
- What’s your favorite nutty treat? (Lead into a playful conversation)
- I’m starting to feel nutty, but it might be because I’m thinking of you.
- You’re like my favorite nut; I can’t get enough of you.
- I’m cracking up when I think of you.
- You’re absolutely nutty; I love it.
- I’m completely nuts for you.
- You drive me nuts, but in a good way!
- I could spend all day cracking you up.
Punny Nuts Icebreakers
- Are you a nut? Because I’m nuts about you! 😉
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝 (A pun to lighten the mood)
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️ (A pun to start conversation)
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! 🦘 (A pun to lighten the mood)
- Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it! 🏗️ (A pun to start conversation)
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚲 (A pun to lighten the mood)
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with! 👻 (A pun to start conversation)
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!👃 (A pun to lighten the mood)
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste! 🎶 (A pun to start conversation)
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🖼️ (A pun to lighten the mood)
- What does an Italian ghost always order when he goes out to eat? Spook-hetti! 🍝 (A pun to start conversation)
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾 (A pun to lighten the mood)
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚 (A pun to start conversation)
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟 (A pun to lighten the mood)
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! 🌊 (A pun to start conversation)
- Why can’t Monday lift Saturday? It’s a weak day! 🗓️ (A pun to lighten the mood)
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks! 🌳 (A pun to start conversation)
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! 🍓 (A pun to lighten the mood)
Nerdy Nuts Pickup-lines
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!
- Is your name Schrödinger? Because when I look at you, my heart is both beating and not beating simultaneously.
- Are you made of tungsten? Because you have the highest melting point of any element!
- Want to solve some differential equations together?
- Is your name Pi? Because you’re irrational.
- Are you a black hole? Because you’ve warped my reality!
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I code you a simulation?
- Is your name binary? Because you’re looking pretty 101!
- Do you have 3.14159… of my heart?
- Are you a derivative? Because you make my function increase.
- Are you an integral? Because I want to solve you.
- Baby, you’re more complex than my thesis.
- Is your name Euler? Because you’re constantly making me e^x-cited.
- Are you a photon? Because you have a lot of energy and you make my heart oscillate.
- Are you a Fibonacci sequence? Because you’re really growing on me.
- Do you like quantum mechanics? Then let’s entangle our hearts.
- Let’s make this interaction 100% efficient, you and me.
- I’m sure you’re not a singularity because I’m already certain I’m falling for you.
Sarcastic Nuts Pickup-lines
- So, you must be really busy, huh? Because I don’t want to waste your time with a boring pick-up line.
- I’m terrible at this, but I’m trying, so please be nice.
- Are you a mirror? Because I see myself spending the rest of my life with you… (said with a smirk)
- I bet you get this line all the time. (said with self-deprecating humor)
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for… (said with a roll of the eyes)
- I’m usually not this smooth, but I’m making an effort. (said with a wink)
- I’m sorry, but I’m already taken…by your beauty!
- On a scale of 1 to 10, how much would you pay to see me tonight?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. (said ironically)
- This is going much better than I expected. (said with sarcasm)
- Are you a time traveler? Because I’m seeing you in my future. (said deadpan)
- Do you have a map? Because I am getting lost in your eyes. (said with a sarcastic chuckle)
- I’m usually not into cheesy lines but here I am.
- You must be a really terrible person because I can’t stop thinking about you.
- If you weren’t into cheesy lines, why would you have responded?
- Wow, I feel like I’m really impressing you, aren’t I?
- I’m trying so hard, and yet I still haven’t found the perfect words.
- Do you work at a post office? Because I’ve got a delivery coming, and I think it’s you. (said with a roll of the eyes)
Peculiarly Hysterical Nutty Pick-Up Lines That’ll Crack You Up!
- Are you a nut? Because I’m completely nuts about you!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re one sweet cookie.
- What’s your sign? Because I’m sure we’re compatible.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.
- You’re nuttier than a fruitcake, in a good way!
- Is this seat taken? Or can I come and sit here and share some laughs?
- What’s your favorite way to shell out (spend your time)?
- Are you a cashew? Because I find you absolutely irresistible.
- I’m going nuts over you!
- If nuts were people, you would be my favorite.
Nutty Pickup Lines: The Best and Boldest Ways to Go Nuts for Love!
- Are you a superhero? Because you just saved me from a boring night.
- Is your name Earl Grey? Because you’re looking hot!
- I’m feeling pretty nutty, wanna join me for a drink?
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.
- What’s your favorite type of nut?
- Are you made of Nutella? Because you’re spreadable and irresistibly delicious.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- What’s your favorite nutty treat?
- I’m starting to feel nutty, but it might be because I’m thinking of you.
- You’re like my favorite nut; I can’t get enough of you.
- I’m cracking up when I think of you.
- You’re absolutely nutty; I love it.
- You drive me nuts, but in a good way!
- I could spend all day cracking you up.
- I’m completely nuts for you.
- You’re like a mixed nut, a little bit of everything that I love.
Naughty and Nutty Pick-Up Lines for a Dirty Twist!
- Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? (with a suggestive wink)
- I’m not a stalker, but I’ve been watching you all night.
- Are you a microwave? Because you’ve got me hot and bothered.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for… (said suggestively)
- I’m feeling pretty nutty, wanna join me for a drink…and something else?
- What’s your favorite position? (said with a playful smirk)
- I’m no meteorologist, but I predict a storm tonight.
- Do you like it rough? (said playfully)
- What do you do for fun? (with suggestive body language)
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! (with a suggestive tone)
- What’s your favorite way to shell out (spend your time)? (with a suggestive implication)
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some (and more).
- I’m feeling pretty nutty about you.
- You’re my favorite kind of nut.
- Are you a tree? Because I’d love to take you to my room and get you naked.
- What’s your favorite part of your body?
- I want to hold you tightly, and I want to feel every inch of your body.
- You’re hot, and I’m feeling nuts.
- Do you believe in nuts? Because I’m sure we’re going to get along.
Nutty and Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That’ll Crack You Up!
- Are you a nut? Because I’m nuts about you!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re one sweet cookie.
- What’s your sign? Because I’m sure we’re compatible.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.
- You’re nuttier than a fruitcake, in a good way!
- Is this seat taken? Or can I come and sit here and share some laughs?
- What’s your favorite way to shell out (spend your time)?
- Are you a cashew? Because I find you absolutely irresistible.
- I’m going nuts over you!
- If nuts were people, you would be my favorite.
Tinder Tactics to Crack the Nutty Code of Successful Pickup Lines!
- Keep it short and sweet: Avoid long, rambling lines.
- Use emojis sparingly: A few well-placed emojis can add personality.
- Tailor your line to their profile: Reference something specific from their bio or photos.
- Be confident, but not arrogant: Confidence is attractive, but arrogance is a turn-off.
- Don’t be afraid to be yourself: Authenticity is key.
- Start a conversation, don’t just end with a line: Your pick-up line should be an opener, not a closer.
- Be prepared for rejection: Not every line will work, and that’s okay.
- Use humor, but be mindful of your audience: What’s funny to one person might be offensive to another.
- Test different lines: See what works best for you.
- Don’t overuse the same lines: Variety is the spice of life (and dating).
- Pay attention to their responses: Adjust your approach based on their reactions.
- Be genuinely interested in them: Show that you’re interested in getting to know them as a person.
- Don’t be afraid to be a little quirky: A unique approach can stand out.
- Read the room: Consider the context and appropriateness of your line.
- Be respectful: Treat everyone with respect, regardless of whether they respond positively or negatively.
- Don’t be pushy: If they’re not interested, move on.
- Have a backup plan: Prepare a few different opening lines in case your first one doesn’t land.
- Don’t take it too seriously: Dating should be fun!
- Be patient: Finding the right person takes time.
- Embrace the awkwardness: Sometimes, the most memorable interactions are a little awkward.
Ingeniously Smooth Nuts ‘n’ Bolts of Flirting: Nutty Pick-Up Lines That’ll Surprise You!
- Are you a mechanic? Because you’re really good at fixing my heart.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.
- What’s your sign? Because I’m sure we’re compatible.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
- I’m not a stalker, but I’ve been watching you all night.
- Are you a microwave? Because you’ve got me hot and bothered.
- I’m no meteorologist, but I predict a storm tonight.
- What do you do for fun?
- I’m feeling pretty nutty, wanna join me for a drink?
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some.
- You’re hot, and I’m feeling nuts.
Corny to the th Degree: Nutty Pick-up Lines that Crack You Up!
- Are you a nut? Because I’m nuts about you!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re one sweet cookie.
- What’s your sign? Because I’m sure we’re compatible.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.
- You’re nuttier than a fruitcake, in a good way!
- Is this seat taken? Or can I come and sit here and share some laughs?
- What’s your favorite way to shell out (spend your time)?
- Are you a cashew? Because I find you absolutely irresistible.
- I’m going nuts over you!
- If nuts were people, you would be my favorite.
Nutty-Cute Pick-Up Lines That’ll Crack You Up!
- Are you a nut? Because I’m nuts about you!
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Do you like memes? Because I’ve got a lot of ’em.
- Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it!
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re one sweet cookie.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- What’s your sign? Because I’m sure we’re compatible.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you.
- Is your name Ariel? Because you’re my little mermaid.
- Are you a superhero? Because you just saved me from a boring night.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Charismatic Nutty Pick-Up Lines: Surprisingly Irresistible!
- Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- I’m not a stalker, but I’ve been watching you all night.
- Are you a microwave? Because you’ve got me hot and bothered.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for…
- I’m feeling pretty nutty, wanna join me for a drink…and something else?
- What’s your favorite position?
- I’m no meteorologist, but I predict a storm tonight.
- Do you like it rough?
- What do you do for fun?
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- What’s your favorite way to shell out (spend your time)?
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some (and more).
- I’m feeling pretty nutty about you.
- You’re my favorite kind of nut.
- Are you a tree? Because I’d love to take you to my room and get you naked.
- What’s your favorite part of your body?
- I want to hold you tightly, and I want to feel every inch of your body.
- You’re hot, and I’m feeling nuts.
- Do you believe in nuts? Because I’m sure we’re going to get along.
Nutty Pickup Lines for the Guys: Crack a Smile and Win Her Heart!
- Are you a nut? Because I’m nuts about you!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re one sweet cookie.
- What’s your sign? Because I’m sure we’re compatible.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.
- You’re nuttier than a fruitcake, in a good way!
- Is this seat taken? Or can I come and sit here and share some laughs?
- What’s your favorite way to shell out (spend your time)?
- Are you a cashew? Because I find you absolutely irresistible.
- I’m going nuts over you!
- If nuts were people, you would be my favorite.
Playful and Nutty Pick-Up Lines That Are A Hit for Girls!
- Are you a nut? Because I’m nuts about you!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re one sweet cookie.
- What’s your sign? Because I’m sure we’re compatible.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.
- You’re nuttier than a fruitcake, in a good way!
- Is this seat taken? Or can I come and sit here and share some laughs?
- What’s your favorite way to shell out (spend your time)?
- Are you a cashew? Because I find you absolutely irresistible.
- I’m going nuts over you!
- If nuts were people, you would be my favorite.
Nuts for Love: These Pick-Up Lines Will Crack You Up!
- Are you a nut? Because I’m nuts about you!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Feeling nuts? Let’s go get some.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re one sweet cookie.
- What’s your sign? Because I’m sure we’re compatible.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.
- You’re nuttier than a fruitcake, in a good way!
- Is this seat taken? Or can I come and sit here and share some laughs?
- What’s your favorite way to shell out (spend your time)?
- Are you a cashew? Because I find you absolutely irresistible.
- I’m going nuts over you!
- If nuts were people, you would be my favorite.