Looking to add a little spark to your next pharmacy run—or maybe just break the ice with someone who makes your heart race faster than a double shot of espresso and Sudafed? 💊💘 Welcome to the witty world of Pharmacy Pickup Lines, where charm meets cheekiness right between the pill bottles and prescription slips!
Whether you’re crushing on a pharmacist, swooning over someone in the waiting room, or simply love a good pun that’s got a dose of humor and a shot of romance, this article has the remedy. These lines are not only clever but perfect for anyone looking to add a little fun to their love life—with a medicinal twist, of course. 😄
Charming Pharmacy Pickup Lines to Break the Ice
- Are you a prescription? Because you just cured my loneliness.
- You must be medicine, because every time you’re near, I feel better instantly.
- Is your name Aspirin? Because you take away all my headaches.
- I’m not a pharmacist, but I’m pretty sure you’re the cure to my heartache.
- You’re like a generic drug—effective and totally my type.
- Do you believe in love at first dose? Because I think we’re a perfect mix.
- Are you an injection? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
- If I could rearrange the pharmacy, I’d put U and I together.
- You must be over-the-counter, because I can’t wait to take you home.
- Is your smile a side effect? Because it’s contagious in the best way.
- You’re like my favorite vitamin—essential for my happiness.
- If you were a pill, I’d never miss a dose.
- Can I check your pulse? Because my heart’s racing for you.
Witty Pharmacy Pickup Lines That Bring the Laughs
- Are you a pharmacist? Because you just dispensed a dose of charm.
- You must be syrup, because you’re sweet enough to cure anything.
- Is your name Insulin? Because you’ve got me feeling balanced and alive.
- I’d never need a refill if I had your smile every day.
- Can I be your side effect? Because I’m addicted to you already.
- You’re like my favorite OTC drug—always reliable and effective.
- I must be allergic to loneliness, and you’re my only remedy.
- You must be a tablet, because you keep me steady and focused.
- Is your heart made of medicine? Because it’s got healing powers.
- Are you a dose of adrenaline? Because you make my pulse race.
- If love were a drug, I’d be overdosing right now.
- You must be in the pharmacy, because you’re always on my mind.
- Are you a pharmacist? Because you’ve got the perfect formula for love.
Cute Pharmacy Pickup Lines to Win Their Heart
- I’d never say “take with food” because I want you all to myself.
- You’re the perfect dose of happiness I’ve been searching for.
- Can you be my daily supplement? I promise I’ll never miss a dose.
- You make my heart beat faster than a caffeine pill.
- Are you a bandage? Because you just healed my broken heart.
- I’d trade all my prescriptions just to be with you.
- You’re the reason my heart skips every time I see the pharmacy sign.
- I’m hooked on you more than any prescription drug.
- You’re like the perfect medicine—effective and hard to resist.
- If loving you is a side effect, then I’m happily diagnosed.
- Can I be the prescription that you never want to stop?
- I don’t need a pill reminder, I just need a reminder to see you.
- You’re my favorite dose of joy every single day.
Clever Pharmacy Pickup Lines for a Fun Flirt
- Are you a pill? Because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of better.
- I’d skip the copay if it means I get to see you every day.
- You must be a prescription, because you’re one in a million.
- Can I be the pharmacist to your heart’s prescription?
- You’re my favorite drug, and I’m totally addicted.
- Is your smile FDA-approved? Because it’s the best medicine.
- I must be in a pharmacy because you’ve got me feeling cured.
- You’re like a vaccine—protecting me from loneliness.
- Can I be your pharmacist? Because I want to fill your heart.
- Your love is the strongest medicine I’ve ever taken.
- If I were a pill bottle, you’d be my label—perfectly matched.
- You’re the generic to my brand name—equally amazing.
- I don’t need a prescription for this kind of love.
Playful Pharmacy Pickup Lines That Are Sure to Impress
- You must be the pharmacist because you’ve just dispensed a smile.
- Is your heart a capsule? Because I want to open it carefully.
- Can you check my pulse? I think it’s racing for you.
- You’re the missing ingredient in my daily dose of happiness.
- If love were a drug, I’d never want to stop taking you.
- You’re more effective than any placebo I’ve ever seen.
- Can I write you a prescription for a date?
- Your smile works faster than any instant-release pill.
- Are you a pharmacy technician? Because you just organized my heart.
- You’ve got me feeling more energized than a vitamin shot.
- Let’s make a prescription—one dose of laughter and love daily.
- Are you OTC? Because I want to keep you close all the time.
- Your love is my favorite prescription, no refills needed.
Pharmacy Pickup-lines for Him
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re my perfect prescription.”
- “Is your name Aspirin? Because you’re headache-free.”
- “Do you work at a pharmacy? Because you’re the only cure for my loneliness.”
- “Are you a drug? Because you’re seriously addictive!”
- “I must be a prescription drug, because I’m completely addicted to you.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “Are you a Vitamin? Because you’re essential to my life.”
- “Is your name Tylenol? Because you relieve my pain.”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you know how to handle my dosage of love.”
- “Feeling a little under the weather? Let’s grab some coffee and medicine.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I think you should prescribe me some of your time.”
- “Are you a heart medication? Because I feel like my heart is pounding for you.”
Pharmacy Pickup-lines for Her
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re my medicine.”
- “Is your name ibuprofen? Because you make my headache go away.”
- “Are you a doctor? Because you seem to know how to treat my heart.”
- “I’m feeling a little under the weather. Maybe you could help me with some medication?”
- “You must be a drug, because you’re seriously addictive!”
- “You’re like a cure for everything, my lovely.”
- “Are you a vitamin? Because you complete my diet.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I know a thing or two about healing hearts. Like yours.”
- “Is your name allergy medicine? Because you’re my reaction to your beauty.”
- “I think I have a serious reaction to your beauty. Maybe you have a cure?”
- Are you made of sugar and spice? Because you’re everything nice.”
Pharmacy Rizz to Ask a Girl
- “Is your name Caffeine? Because you’re keeping me up all night.”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re the only one that knows how to treat my heart.”
- “You’re like a fine wine, getting better with age!”
- “Are you a medication? Because you really work wonders on me!”
- “I think I need a prescription for your time.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I think I know how to handle the symptoms of your beauty.”
- “Are you a new type of medicine? Because I’ve never felt this way before.”
- “You’re like a daily dose of happy pills, but even better.”
- “Is your name Pepto-Bismol? Because you calm my stomach.”
- “Are you a sugar pill? Because you sweeten my day.”
- “Feeling a little light-headed? It must be your beauty.”
- “Are you a new drug? Because you’re getting me high.”
Clever Pharmacy Pickup-lines
- “I’m not a doctor, but I know how to prescribe a good time.”
- “Are you a placebo? Because you’re making me feel amazing!”
- “Is your name Excedrin? Because you’re giving me a headache!” (said playfully)
- “You must be a cure for everything. Just looking at you makes me feel better.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m feeling a little low, maybe you could help me dose up on some happiness?”
- “You’re the only medicine I need.”
- “I’m not a pharmacist, but I know how to fill my prescription with you.”
- “Is your name Advil? Because you cure what ails me.”
- “My heart rate just went up. Are you a stimulant?”
- “I’ve got a prescription for you; a date with me.”
- “You must be a placebo effect, because I’m feeling amazing all of a sudden!”
Flirty Pharmacy Rizz Lines
- “Are you a prescription drug? Because you’re seriously addictive.”
- “I’m feeling a little under the weather, but I think you’re the perfect remedy.”
- “I think I need a prescription for your phone number.”
- “Is your name Viagra? Because you’re making me feel pretty potent.” (Use with caution!)
- “I’m not a doctor, but I think you need a dose of my love.”
- “You’re so hot, you’re making me sweat.”
- “I’m feeling a little dizzy… it must be your beauty.”
- “You’re like a shot of espresso—energetic and captivating.”
- “I’m feeling a little light-headed… it must be you.”
- “Do you like your men how you like your medicine? Strong and effective.”
- “I think I need a prescription for more time with you.”
- You’re the perfect dose of sweetness I needed.
Punny Pharmacy Icebreakers
- “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.”
- “Why can’t Monday lift Saturday? It’s a weak day.”
- “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.”
- “What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.”
- “What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.”
- “What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.”
- “What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.”
- “Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.”
- “Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.”
- “What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.”
- “What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.”
- “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”
Nerdy Pharmacy Pickup-lines
- “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.”
- “Are you a 90° angle? Because you’re looking right.”
- My love for you is like a chemical reaction: it’s spontaneous and exothermic.
- “Are you an element? Because you’re a perfect match for me.
- “Is your name oxygen? Because you take my breath away.”
- “You and I are like hydrogen and oxygen: together, we make something explosive!”
- “You’re my favorite isotope.”
- “Are you a titration solution? Because I’m finding my equilibrium with you.”
- “Is your name Heisenberg? Because you’re making me uncertain about my feelings.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Are you a mathematician? Because you’ve got my number!”
- “Are you a good listener? Because I can really speak my mind to you.”
Sarcastic Pharmacy Pickup-lines
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you seem to know how to handle my medicine.”
- “So, I guess this means we’re going to have to share a prescription.”
- “I’m not sure if it’s love or the flu, but I’m feeling sick with attraction for you.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but you seem to be affecting my health.”
- “My doctor told me to get more exercise. So I’ve been looking at your fitness level.”
- “You must be a pharmacist. Because you know just how to dose out my heart.”
- “I’m not sure what’s stronger, my attraction to you or my immune system.”
- “Are you an antibiotic? Because you’re making me feel better than I have been in a long time.”
- “I think I need a prescription, because I’ve fallen for you.”
- “You must be a new drug, because I’ve never felt this way before.”
- “Are you a painkiller? Because you really ease my pain.”
- “I think I have a prescription for you, a date with me.”
Pharm-tastically Funny and Hilarious Pick-Up Lines to Cure Your Blues!
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re the only one who can handle my dosage of love.”
- “Is your name Tylenol? Because you’re my go-to for pain relief.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m feeling a little under the weather, but you could definitely help with that.”
- “Are you a vitamin? Because you’re essential to my health.”
- “You must be a doctor. Because you’re making me feel better.”
- “I’ve got a prescription for you: A date with me.”
- “Are you a sugar pill? Because you’re sweetening my day.”
- “Is your name Aspirin? Because you’re headache-free!”
- “You’re like my daily dose of laughter!”
- “I think I’m allergic to something… it must be your beauty!”
- “Are you a new drug? Because I’m completely hooked.”
- “Is your name Pepto-Bismol? Because you’re helping to calm my nerves!”
- “Are you a placebo? Because I’m feeling better already!”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re my perfect prescription.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I know how to cure my loneliness. Would you be interested?”
- “Are you a high-dose vitamin? Because you’re essential to my survival!”
- “Are you a medication? Because you’re working wonders on me.”
- “Is your name ibuprofen? Because you’re making my headache go away.”
- “You’re the only medicine I need.”
Pharmtastic Pickup Lines: The Ultimate Prescription for Your Love Life!
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’ve got my prescription for happiness.”
- “Is your name Excedrin? Because you’re helping my headache of loneliness go away!”
- “Do you work at a pharmacy? Because you’re the only cure for my boredom.”
- “I think I need a prescription for more time with you.”
- “You’re like a daily dose of sunshine; you brighten up my day.”
- “Are you a sugar pill? Because you’re so sweet.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I think you’re the perfect remedy for my problems.”
- “Are you a vitamin? Because you’re essential to my well-being.”
- “Feeling a little under the weather? Let’s grab a coffee and some medicine.”
- “You’re the perfect antidote to my single status.”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you know how to dispense happiness.”
- “Are you a heart medication? Because you make my heart race.”
- “Are you a cough drop? Because you’re soothing my heartache.”
- “Is your name Advil? Because you relieve my pain…of loneliness!”
- “You’re the only medicine I need.”
- “My doctor told me to get more exercise… that involves walking up to you.”
- “Are you a stimulant? Because you make my heart beat faster!”
- “You must be a cure for everything; I feel so much better just looking at you.”
- “I’m feeling a little light-headed, it must be all your beauty.”
- “Is your name placebo? Because you’re making me feel amazing!”
Saucy Apothecarial Pickup Lines for a Dirty Dose of Flirtation
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you know how to handle my dosage of desire.”
- “I’m feeling a little ‘under the weather’… perhaps you could be my remedy?”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Are you a stimulant? Because you’re getting my heart racing.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I know how to prescribe some good times.”
- “Are you a new drug? Because you’re seriously addictive.”
- “Feeling a little hot and bothered? Let’s cool things down together.”
- “Is your name Viagra? Because you’re making me feel pretty potent.” (Use with caution!)
- “I’ve got a prescription for you: a dose of pleasure.”
- “Are you a heart medication? Because you’re making my heart race!”
- “I need your number… I need to get this prescription filled.”
- “My doctor told me to get more exercise… I’ve been thinking of you.”
- “I’m feeling a little light-headed, must be all the excitement from seeing you.”
- “Are you a drug? Because you’re having a serious effect on me.”
- “Are you a placebo? Because you’re making me feel completely amazing.”
- “You’re so hot, you’re making me sweat.”
- “Are you a new drug? Because you have me completely hooked.”
- “Do you like your men how you like your medicine? Strong and effective.”
- “I think I need a prescription for your touch.”
- “I’m feeling a little under the weather… you’re the perfect cure.”
Cheesy Pharmacy Pick-Up Lines That’ll Cure Your Heartache
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re my perfect prescription.”
- “Is your name Tylenol? Because you’re my go-to pain reliever.”
- “Are you a vitamin? Because you’re essential to my life.”
- “I’m feeling a little under the weather, and you’re the perfect remedy.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Are you a sugar pill? Because you’re so sweet.”
- “Is your name ibuprofen? Because you’re making my headache go away.”
- “Are you a placebo? Because you’re making me feel better.”
- “You must be a cure for everything! I feel so much better seeing you.”
- “You’re my favorite prescription.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but you’re what the doctor ordered.”
- “Are you a heart medication? Because you’re making my heart race.”
- “I’ve got a prescription for you: a date with me!”
- “Are you a new drug? Because I’m completely hooked.”
- “Is your name Pepto-Bismol? Because you’re calming my nerves!”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re the only one who can handle my dosage of love.”
- “You’re like a daily dose of sunshine.”
- “My doctor said I need more exercise… maybe a walk with you?”
- “Are you a cough drop? Because you’re soothing my heartache.”
- “You’re the perfect antidote to my bad mood.”
Sizzling Pharmacy-Infused Tinder Pick-Up Lines That’ll Fill Your Prescription for Love
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re my perfect prescription for love.”
- “Feeling a little under the weather? I’ve got the perfect remedy.”
- “I’m feeling a little ‘hot’ tonight… want to ‘fill’ my prescription?”
- “Are you a drug? Because you’re seriously addictive.”
- “I think I’m allergic to something…it must be your beauty.”
- “My doctor said I need more exercise…maybe a walk with you?”
- “I’ve got a prescription for you: a date with me!”
- “Is your name Viagra? Because you’re making me feel pretty potent.” (Use with caution!)
- “Are you a stimulant? Because you’re getting my heart racing.”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you know how to handle my dosage of desire.”
- “I need your number…I need to get this prescription filled.”
- “You’re so hot, you’re making me sweat.”
- “I think I need a prescription for more time with you.”
- “I’m feeling a little under the weather… you’re the perfect cure.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swipe right again?”
- “I’m feeling a little light-headed…it must be you.”
- “Are you a new drug? Because I’ve never felt this way before.”
- “Are you a heart medication? Because you make my heart race.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I know how to prescribe a good time.”
- “You’re like a daily dose of excitement.”
Cleverly Smooth Apothecary Pickup Lines for a Dose of Romance
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re my perfect prescription for romance.”
- “Is your name Aspirin? Because you take away my headaches… of loneliness.”
- “I’m feeling a little ‘under the weather’… you seem like the perfect remedy.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I think I’m allergic to something…it must be your charm.”
- “I’ve got a prescription for you: a romantic evening with me.”
- “You’re like a fine wine – getting better with age and more captivating.”
- “Are you a heart medication? Because you’re making my heart race.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I know how to prescribe a good time…with you.”
- “You’re the perfect antidote to my single status.”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you know how to dispense happiness.”
- “You’re the only medicine I need.”
- “Are you a sugar pill? Because you’re sweetening my life.”
- “My doctor told me to get more exercise… so I’m walking towards you.”
- “Is your name Excedrin? Because you’re relieving my headache of loneliness.”
- “I’m feeling a little light-headed… it must be your beauty.”
- “You’re the perfect dose of romance I’ve been searching for.”
- “Are you a new drug? Because I’m completely hooked on you.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but you seem to be the perfect cure for my loneliness.”
- “You must be a cure for everything; I feel so much better just looking at you.”
Corny Pharmacy Pick-Up Lines: Rxquisite Ways to Spice Up Your Love Prescription
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re my prescription for happiness!”
- “Is your name Tylenol? Because you relieve my pain of being single!”
- “I’m feeling a little under the weather… you’re the perfect cure!”
- “Are you a vitamin? Because you’re essential to my life!”
- “I’ve got a prescription for you: a date with me!”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “You’re like a daily dose of sunshine!”
- “Are you a sugar pill? Because you’re so sweet!”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I know a thing or two about hearts. And yours looks pretty good.”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you know how to dispense happiness.”
- “My doctor told me I need more exercise. So, I’ve been walking up to beautiful people like you.”
- “Is your name Ibuprofen? Because you take away all my aches and pains.”
- “Are you a heart medication? Because you’re making my heart race!”
- “I’m feeling a little light-headed… it must be all your charm!”
- “Are you a new drug? Because you’re making me feel amazing!”
- “You’re the perfect antidote to my bad mood!”
- “You must be a miracle drug; I feel so much better when I see you.”
- “Are you a placebo? Because you’re making me feel better already!”
- “Is your name Aspirin? Because you’re helping me ease my headache of loneliness!”
- “You’re the only medicine I need!”
Adorable Rxpressions: Cute Pharmacy Pickup Lines to Melt Hearts
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re my prescription for happiness!”
- “Is your name Tylenol? Because you make my headache go away – the headache of being alone.”
- “You’re like a daily dose of sunshine; you brighten my day.”
- “I’m feeling a little under the weather, but seeing you makes me feel better.”
- “Are you a vitamin? Because you’re essential to my well-being.”
- “Are you a sugar pill? Because you’re so sweet!”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “You’re the perfect antidote to a bad day.”
- “I think I’m allergic to something… it must be your cuteness!”
- “Are you a heart medication? Because you make my heart beat faster.”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you know how to handle my dosage of love.”
- “My doctor told me to get more exercise… so I’m walking toward you.”
- “Is your name Aspirin? Because you’re headache-free!”
- “You’re my favorite prescription – and I can’t stop thinking about you.”
- “Are you a new drug? Because I’m completely hooked!”
- “I’ve got a prescription for you: a date with me!”
- You’re like a cute little sugar pill, sweet and charming!
- “I’m not a doctor, but you’re what the doctor ordered – pure love.”
- “You’re so adorable, you’re making me feel better already.”
- “You’re the perfect medicine for my lonely heart.”
Charismatic Rx-pressions: Pharmacy Pick-Up Lines That’ll Leave You Med-ting!
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re my prescription for a great time.”
- “Is your name Advil? Because you’re relieving my pain… of being single!”
- “I think I’m allergic to something… it must be your charm.”
- “Are you a new drug? Because I’m totally hooked!”
- “I’ve got a prescription for you: a fun night with me!”
- “You’re like a daily dose of excitement; you invigorate me.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Are you a stimulant? Because you’re making my heart race!”
- “I’m feeling a little under the weather… you’re the perfect remedy.”
- “I think I need a prescription for more time with you.”
- “You’re the only medicine I need!”
- “My doctor told me I need more exercise… walking towards you is a good start!”
- “You’re the perfect antidote to my bad mood.”
- “Is your name a medicine? Because you’re making me feel better.”
- “Are you a sugar pill? Because you are so sweet!”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re the only one who can handle my dose of love.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I know just what I need; to be with you.”
- “I’m feeling a little light-headed… must be all your charm.”
- “Are you a placebo? Because I’m feeling better already!”
- “You’re the perfect prescription for a wonderful night.”
Pharmacy-Inspired Pickup Lines for Guys: Rx for Romance
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re my perfect prescription.”
- “Is your name Tylenol? Because you relieve my pain…of being alone.”
- “I’m feeling a little under the weather; you could be the perfect cure.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I think I’m allergic to something…it must be your charm.”
- “I’ve got a prescription for you: a date with me!”
- “Are you a vitamin? Because you’re essential to my life!”
- “Are you a heart medication? Because you’re making my heart race!”
- “You’re the perfect antidote to a boring night.”
- “Are you a sugar pill? Because you’re so sweet!”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I know how to prescribe a good time.”
- “Are you a new drug? Because I’m totally hooked!”
- “My doctor said I needed more exercise…so I’ve been walking towards you.”
- “Is your name Aspirin? Because you make my headache of loneliness go away.”
- “You’re the only medicine I need.”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you know how to fill my prescription for love.”
- “You’re like a daily dose of excitement!”
- “I’m feeling a little light-headed…it must be all your charisma.”
- “Are you a placebo? Because you’re making me feel completely amazing!”
- “You’re the perfect prescription for a romantic evening.”
Quirky Pharmacy-Themed Pickup Lines Just for the Ladies
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re my perfect prescription for love.”
- “Is your name ibuprofen? Because you relieve my pain… of being alone.”
- “I’m feeling a little under the weather, you’re the perfect remedy.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I think I’m allergic to something… it must be your beauty!”
- “I’ve got a prescription for you: a romantic date with me!”
- “Are you a vitamin? Because you’re essential to my life!”
- “You’re like a daily dose of happiness; you brighten my day.”
- “Are you a sugar pill? Because you’re so sweet!”
- “My doctor said I needed more exercise…so I’m walking towards you.”
- “Is your name Advil? Because you relieve my pain…of loneliness!”
- “I’m feeling a little light-headed… it must be your beauty!”
- “Are you a pharmacist? Because you know how to fill my prescription for love.”
- “Are you a new drug? Because I’m completely hooked!”
- “You’re the only medicine I need.”
- “You’re the perfect antidote to a bad mood.”
- “I’m not a doctor, but I know how to prescribe a good time.”
- “Are you a heart medication? Because you’re making my heart race!”
- “Is your name Aspirin? Because you’re headache-free!”
- “You’re my favorite prescription, and I can’t get enough of you