Hey there, fellow conversational adventurer! If you’ve ever cringed (and maybe laughed) at a horrible pickup line, you’re in the right place. Whether you’re here for a good chuckle, some awkward ice-breaker inspiration, or just to marvel at the most painfully cheesy attempts at charm, this article has got you covered.
Why bother with horrible pickup lines, you ask? Well, sometimes the worst lines bring the best laughs and lighten the mood like nothing else. They’re perfect for breaking the ice in a goofy way or simply entertaining friends with some wildly bad attempts at flirting. Plus, knowing what not to say can save you from some seriously awkward moments!
Horrible Pickup Lines That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… but my standards do too.
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your terrible pickup line.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a weak connection.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over, but I’m still ignoring you.
- Do you like raisins? How about a date? (Spoiler: it’s a bad one.)
- Are you a loan? Because you have my interest, but my credit’s terrible.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a “cuke” because this line is so corny.
- I must be a snowflake, because I’m falling for you… and melting under the pressure of this line.
- Are you an alien? Because your pickup line is out of this world… in a bad way.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Sorry, that one’s just painful.
- You must be tired because you’ve been running through my terrible pickup lines all day.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my GPS just gave up on me.
Cheesy and Awkward Pickup Lines That Should Stay in 2005
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout… but so is my awkwardness.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple… and this line is definitely rotten.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you… and now I want to hide.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your terrible pickup line.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for… except good pickup lines.
- Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my heart fell apart like my social skills.
- You must be made of copper and tellurium, because you’re Cu-Te… and this line is periodic.
- Can I take you out for dinner? Because you’re so cheesy, just like this line.
- Is your body a wonderland? Because I’m lost in this awkward moment.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile… awkwardly.
- You must be a light switch, because you turn me on… and off with this line.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us… in a disaster of pickup lines.
So Bad They’re Good: The Most Awful Pickup Lines You’ll Love to Hate
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one… but this line is definitely obtuse.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my awkward future.
- Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back, but probably with a bad pun.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type… but with lots of typos.
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm… but this line is sticky.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a worse line?
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more terrible lines.
- Is your heart a prison? Because I want to serve time with this awful pickup line.
- If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print… confusing and full of disclaimers.
- Are you a flashlight? Because you brighten up this dark sea of bad pickup lines.
- Are you a hurricane? Because you blew me away… but left me in ruins with this line.
- I’m not a genie, but I can grant your wish for a really bad pickup line.
Horrible Pickup-lines for Him
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.” (Classic, but undeniably cheesy)
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” (Punny and slightly insulting – use with caution!)
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” (Guaranteed to raise an eyebrow)
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” (A bit repetitive, but it works on some!)
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” (Slightly stalkerish, but funny nonetheless)
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.” (Overused, but still gets a laugh sometimes)
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.” (Mathematically questionable, but cute in its own way)
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” (Another classic pun, always a risk)
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” (A bit forced, but the rhyme might work)
- “Aside from being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?” (Starts charming, ends with a bit of awkwardness)
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.” (Another pun, this one is pretty bad, but might work!)
- “Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.” (Over-the-top romantic, bordering on ridiculous)
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?” (Surprisingly bold, potentially funny)
- “I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect 100% chance of me falling for you.” (A cliché, but still gets the point across.)
Horrible Pickup-lines for Her
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.” (A bit nerdy, but it could work)
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.” (Tech-savvy and cheesy)
- “Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.” (Simple, bold, and maybe a little desperate)
- “Besides being sexy, what do you do for a living?” (Similar to the male version, but a little bolder)
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.” (A bit cliché, but could work if delivered smoothly)
- “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” (Another classic, slightly less effective on women)
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” (The classic, equally effective for both genders)
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you stole my heart.” (Playful and a bit silly)
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re a mermaid of my dreams.” (Works only if her name is Ariel or close)
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.” (Nerdy, slightly corny, but it’s got a punchline)
- “I’m not a stalker, but I know where you live…” (Just kidding. But seriously, you are gorgeous). (Adds a bit of self-aware humor)
- “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.” (A bit crude, but could get a laugh)
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” (Another pun, equally effective for both genders)
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” (Slightly creepy, but might work if delivered with a smile)
Horrible Rizz to Ask a Girl
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a sweet personality.” (A bit predictable, but still sweet)
- “If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.” (Music-related, cheesy, but charming)
- “Do you like waffles? Because I find you pretty waffle-some.” (A bit silly, but potentially endearing)
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.” (A simple, slightly techy pun)
- “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.” (A bit whimsical and romantic)
- “Did you invent the airplane? Because you look amazing taking off.” (Silly, but might surprise her)
- “I think I need a ladder to reach your level of awesomeness.” (Slightly flattering)
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.” (Techy, self-deprecating, and might work)
- “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.” (Slightly cheesy, but shows interest)
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.” (Overused, but still funny in its simplicity)
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.” (A bit whimsical and romantic)
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” (Another pun, might work on some girls)
- “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” (Overused, but a classic for a reason)
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” (The classic, always a gamble)
Clever Horrible Pickup-lines
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our future together.” (Slightly risky, but memorable)
- “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” (Classic, but still somewhat effective)
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” (A pun that might surprisingly work)
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you stole my heart.” (A playful and cheeky line)
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” (Clever use of words, slightly silly)
- “Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hottie.” (A play on words, but might not land with everyone)
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” (Slightly stalkerish, but could work if delivered with humor)
- “Do you work at a bakery? Because you’re looking loaf-ly!” (A bread-related pun, use cautiously)
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.” (Tech-savvy and clever, potentially funny)
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” (A classic, clever in its repetition)
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection.” (A tech-related pun that might work)
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.” (A mathematically questionable but cleverly phrased line)
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?” (An unexpected but clever pickup line)
- I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a 100% chance of me falling for you.” (A cliché but cleverly delivered weather-related pun)
Flirty Horrible Rizz Lines
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” (Flirty and a bit cheeky)
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.” (Flirty and a bit cheesy)
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” (Flirty and slightly dramatic)
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.” (Straightforward and flirty)
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.” (Simple, flirty, and classic)
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” (A flirty classic)
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” (Flirty and corny)
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?” (Flirty and unexpected)
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.” (Flirty and suggestive)
- “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.” (A flirty pun, use cautiously)
- “Aside from being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?” (Starts flattering and transitions to a flirty question)
- “Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.” (Over-the-top romantic, flirty in its absurdity)
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you stole my heart.” (A playful and flirty line)
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re a mermaid of my dreams.” (Works only if her name is Ariel, but flirty nonetheless)
Punny Horrible Icebreakers
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” (A classic punny icebreaker)
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” (A simple coffee-related pun)
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” (A corny but effective pun)
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.” (A pun that might work)
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.” (Tech-related, punny, and playful)
- “Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hottie.” (Tea-related, punny, and potentially funny)
- “Do you like waffles? Because I find you pretty waffle-some.” (Food-related pun)
- “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.” (Pun about being attractive)
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.” (Tech-related pun)
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.” (Tech-related pun)
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.” (A vitamin U pun)
- “I think I need a ladder to reach your level of awesomeness.” (A pun emphasizing their appeal)
- “Did you invent the airplane? Because you look amazing taking off.” (A pun about being attractive)
- “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” (An overused but classic pun)
Nerdy Horrible Pickup-lines
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.” (A tech-related, nerdy pun)
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection.” (Another tech-related, nerdy pun)
- “Are you an element? Because you’re making my heart react.” (Chemistry-related nerdy pickup line)
- “Are you from another planet? Because you’re out of this world.” (Simple and nerdy)
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I run some more calculations?” (A nerdy twist on a classic)
- “Are you a black hole? Because I’m falling into you.” (Astrophysics pun)
- “Is your name Schrödinger? Because when I look at you, I see two possibilities: you are either a supermodel or I am dreaming.” (Quantum physics joke)
- “Are you a theorem? Because you’re looking very appealing.” (Math-related nerdy pickup line)
- “Are you my homework? Because I’m really not looking forward to doing you… But I know I have to.” (Relatable to students)
- “If you were a programming language, you’d be BASIC. Because you are easy to love.” (A simple but nerdy pun)
- “Do you believe in gravity? Because I’m really falling for you.” (A physics pun)
- “Are you from the periodic table? Because you’re the only one I’m attracted to.” (A chemistry-related pun)
- “Are you a derivative? Because you make my function increase.” (Calculus related pun)
- “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” (Simple, but nerdy in its straightforwardness)
Sarcastic Horrible Pickup-lines
- “I’m not usually this forward, but I’m hoping to impress you.” (Self-deprecating and sarcastic)
- “Wow, I’m so smooth with this. Really impressed with myself.” (Sarcastic, understates)
- “I’m only going to say this once, so listen carefully: You’re pretty cute.” (Sarcastic, short, memorable)
- I bet you’re tired of all these pick-up lines by now.” (Acknowledges the cliché, sarcastic)
- So, I’ve got this incredible pick-up line... but it requires a certain level of intelligence, and well…” (Self-deprecating and sarcastic)
- “I’m so glad I met you; my dating app was getting boring.” (Sarcastic, self-aware)
- “I’d ask you out for a drink, but I’m allergic to rejection.” (Sarcastic, light-hearted self-deprecation)
- “Is this seat taken? I mean, it might as well be, given how much I stare at you.” (Sarcastic and observant)
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or your standards.” (A suggestive and sarcastic line)
- “I’m terrible at this, but you seem lovely, so let’s give it a shot?” (Straightforward and sarcastic self-deprecation)
- “I have a very embarrassing story about how I got here; want to hear it?” (Creates a sense of shared embarrassment)
- “I’m usually not this charming, but I’m making an exception for you. Mostly.” (A slightly sarcastic but honest line)
- “I’ve got a great sense of humor (according to my mom). Want to see?” (Self-aware and sarcastic)
- “I promise I’m not as awkward as I seem. You’ll see eventually.” (Sarcastic self-deprecation)
Side-Splittingly Funny and Hilariously Atrocious Pick-Up Lines
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you stole my heart.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re a mermaid of my dreams.”
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?”
- “I’m not a stalker, but I know where you live…Just kidding! But seriously, you’re gorgeous.”
- “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”
- “Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a 100% chance of me falling for you.”
The Most Epic and Cringeworthy Pick-Up Lines You’ll Ever Hear
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you stole my heart.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re a mermaid of my dreams.”
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?”
- “I’m not a stalker, but I know where you live… Just kidding! But seriously, you’re gorgeous.”
- “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”
- “Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a 100% chance of me falling for you.”
Shockingly Dirty and Unbelievably Awful Pick-Up Lines
(Note: Due to the nature of this request, I cannot provide explicitly dirty pick-up lines. However, I can offer that are playfully suggestive and cringeworthy.)
- “Are you a microwave? Because you’ve got me hot and bothered.”
- “Do you like your coffee black? Because I like my women strong.”
- “Is your name Scrabble? Because I’d like to make you mine.”
- “Are you a pizza? Because I’m going to eat you up.”
- “Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.”
- “I’m not a stalker, but I’ve been dreaming about you.”
- “Are you a mattress? Because you’ve got me sprung.”
- “Is your name Winter? Because you’re gonna leave me cold.” (ironically)
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got me interested.”
- “Do you like long walks? Because I’d like to walk all over you.” (playfully suggestive)
- “Are you an elevator? Because you lift me up.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.” (can be taken suggestively)
- “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?” (can be suggestive in the repetition)
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?” (suggestive of fixing things)
- “Are you a mirror? Because I could stare at you all day.”
- “Do you know CPR? Because you’ve taken my breath away!”
- “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” (suggestive of intimacy)
- “Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all night.”
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our future together.”
- “Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.”
Gut-Wrenchingly Cheesy Lines That’ll Make You Cringe So Hard, You’ll Regret Every Horrible Decision in Life
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you stole my heart.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re a mermaid of my dreams.”
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?”
- “I’m not a stalker, but I know where you live… Just kidding! But seriously, you’re gorgeous.”
- “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”
- “Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a 100% chance of me falling for you.”
Tinder Terrible-Tales: Unbelievable Pickup Line Fails!
(Note: These are fictionalized examples of pick-up line fails. Actual Tinder conversations vary greatly.)
- “Hey, wanna go grab some STD’s?” (Misspelled “dates”)
- “Your profile picture is so blurry, I can’t tell if you’re a dog or a human.”
- “Do you have a cat? Because I’ve heard you are a crazy cat lady.”
- “You look like my next ex-girlfriend. Wanna try?”
- “Is your name Google? Because you have every thing I’m searching for…Including your personal information!”
- “Wanna be my human punching bag?”
- “Let’s play a game of truth or dare. First, truth: I think you’re repulsive.”
- “What’s your bra size?” (sent as the opening message)
- “I’m a vegetarian…and I’m hunting for hot vegetarians”
- “Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I wanna suck you dry”
- “Wanna have some kids with me?” (sent as the first message)
- “You look delicious.”
- “You know, I’ve always wanted to date someone shorter than me.”
- “Want to see my collection of rubber ducks?”
- “Hey, wanna exchange sensitive personal details?”
- “What’s your blood type?”
- “I want to take you to a cemetery… because I’m really into dead things!”
- “Wanna see my collection of ex-girlfriend’s photos?”
- “Can I borrow your body?”
- “I’m into extreme sports like… stalking”
Smoothly Cringe-Worthy Pick-Up Lines That Are Horribly Hilarious
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you stole my heart.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re a mermaid of my dreams.”
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?”
- “I’m not a stalker, but I know where you live… Just kidding! But seriously, you’re gorgeous.”
- “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”
- “Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a 100% chance of me falling for you.”
Corny to the Power of : Horrible Pick-up Lines that’ll Leave You Speechless
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you stole my heart.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re a mermaid of my dreams.”
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”
- “Do you like waffles? Because I find you pretty waffle-some.”
- “I think I need a ladder to reach your level of awesomeness.”
- “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.”
- “Are you from the periodic table? Because you’re the only one I’m attracted to.”
- “Are you a derivative? Because you make my function increase.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?”
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a sweet personality.”
- “If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.”
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.”
- “Do you like long walks? Because I’d like to walk all over you.”
Delightfully Dreadful Cute Pick-Up Lines: Horribly Adorable Ways to Woo!
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re a mermaid of my dreams.”
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a sweet personality.”
- “If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.”
- “Do you like waffles? Because I find you pretty waffle-some.”
- “I think I need a ladder to reach your level of awesomeness.”
- “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.”
- “Are you a black hole? Because I’m falling into you.”
- “Are you my homework? Because I’m really not looking forward to doing you…But I know I have to.”
- “If you were a programming language, you’d be BASIC. Because you are easy to love.”
- “Are you from another planet? Because you’re out of this world.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I run some more calculations?”
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?”
- “Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hottie.”
- “Do you like long walks on the beach? Because I’d like to walk all over you.” (Playfully suggestive)
Charismaticly Cringeworthy Pick-Up Lines That’ll Leave You Speechless
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you stole my heart.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re a mermaid of my dreams.”
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?”
- “I’m not a stalker, but I know where you live… Just kidding! But seriously, you’re gorgeous.”
- “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”
- “Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a 100% chance of me falling for you.”
Absolutely Dreadful Pickup Lines for Girls – Prepare to Cringe!
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U.”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you stole my heart.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re a mermaid of my dreams.”
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today…Can I borrow your lipstick to put myself back together?”
- “I’m not a stalker, but I know where you live… Just kidding! But seriously, you’re gorgeous.”
- “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”
- “Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a 100% chance of me falling for you.”
Horrible Pick-Up Lines: The Unexpected Route to a Good Laugh!
- If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.”
- “I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Want to try solving some equations with me?”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “I’m not usually this forward, but you make it very difficult to be polite.”
- “You must be a scientist, because you have my reaction in motion.”
- “My blood type is B positive. Want to see if that’s compatible with yours?”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Are you a microwave? Because you’ve got me hot and bothered.”
- “Do you like coffee? Because I have a strong desire for you.”
- “I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.”
- “Are you from outer space? Because you’re the only alien I’d let get close to me.”
- “Are you a superhero? Because you look amazing taking off.”
- “Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you’re high.”
- “Do you work at the zoo? Because you’re looking very wild.”
- “Are you a lion? Because you’re looking fierce!”
- “Are you a ninja? Because you’ve been stealthily stealing my heart.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”