Hey there! 👋 Are you curious (or maybe just brave enough) to dive into the wonderfully cheesy, charming, and often hilarious world of Dad pickup lines? Whether you’re here for a good laugh, looking to sprinkle some harmless dad-humor into your flirting game, or just want to stock up on ice-breaking one-liners, you’ve landed in the perfect spot!
Why are Dad pickup lines so irresistible? Because they blend wholesome humor, a dash of corny charm, and a whole lot of unexpected wit — making them a fun and lighthearted way to connect, break the ice, or simply make someone smile. 😄 Even if they earn you a groan or an eye-roll, trust us, they still work their magic.
💬 Best Dad Pickup Lines for Guaranteed Laughs
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
- Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
😄 Cheesy Dad Pickup Lines That Actually Work
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea when I’m with you.
- Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
- If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
- Are you snow? Because you just made my heart melt.
💕 Sweet and Flirty Dad Pickup Lines to Melt Hearts
- Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
- Do you believe in fate, or should we just call this destiny?
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- Are you a lightbulb? Because you brighten up my day.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Are you chocolate? Because you’re sweet and I can’t resist.
- If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
- Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
Dad Pickup-lines for Him
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 😉
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.” 🔍
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😄
- “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” 😏
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” 🥒
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.” 📸
- “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?” 🍇
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🤠
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.” 💯
- **”I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”**👖
- “Aside from being gorgeous, what else do you do?” ✨
- **”My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U. Can I borrow some?”**💊
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” ✨
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” ❤️
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.” 🤖
- “I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours?” 📱
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.” ⌨️
- “I’m not an organ donor, but I’d gladly give you my heart.” ❤️🩹
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.” 📶
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.” 👮♀️
- “I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!” 😊
Dad Pickup-lines for Her
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.” 📚
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re the only mermaid I need.” 🧜♀️
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 📝
- “I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. What’s your phone number?” 🧮
- “Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it!” 🍟
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 👀
- “My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in!” (Use with caution!) 💩
- “I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!” 🤒
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.” 📸
- “I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.” 🙏
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.” 💻
- “Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.” 📺
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!” ☕
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.” 🍍
- “Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.” 😻
- “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!” 🧹
- “My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined!” 🤓
- “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?” 🦖
- **”Do you like pasta? Because I really like you-pasta-tively!”**🍝
- “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” 🖼️
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” 🪄
Dad Rizz to Ask a Girl
- “Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.” 😎
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.” ⁉️
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.” 📸
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🏞️
- “You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 👮♀️
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” ❤️🔥
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Maybe if I see you again, things will get better!” 🤕
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” 🥒
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.” 🔎
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.” 🔢
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.” ⌨️
- “I’m not an organ donor, but I’d gladly give you my heart.” ❤️
- “I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours?” 📱
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” ✨
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.” 🚓
- **I’m no electrician, but I can light up your life.”**💡
- “Aside from being gorgeous, what else do you do?” 🤩
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?” 💊
- “Are you WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection.” 📶
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🤠
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 🥰
Clever Dad Pickup-lines
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.”
- “I’m not an organ donor, but I’d gladly give you my heart.”
- “I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours?”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.”
- “Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!”
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.”
- “Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.”
- “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!”
Flirty Dad Rizz Lines
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 😏
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.” 😍
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😉
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.” 🔍
- “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” 🔥
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” 🥒❤️
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Maybe if I see you again, things will get better!” 😜
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.” 😇
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.” 😘
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.” 👖🔥
- “Aside from being gorgeous, what else do you do?” ✨
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?” 😜
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” ✨
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.” 🤖😍
- “I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours?” 📱
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.” ⌨️❤️
- “I’m not an organ donor, but I’d gladly give you my heart.” ❤️🩹
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection.” 📶
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🤠😉
- “Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect!” 😻
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 👮♀️
Punny Dad Icebreakers
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.”
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.”
- “Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.”
- “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!”
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Maybe if I see you again, things will get better!”
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?”
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.”
- “Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!”
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
- “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
- “Do you like pasta? Because I really like you-pasta-tively!”
- “I’m no electrician, but I can light up your life.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
Nerdy Dad Pickup-lines
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.”
- “Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!”
- “My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined!”
- “Baby, you must be made of copper and tellurium, because you’re CuTe!”
- “Are you a function? Because I want to integrate you into my life.”
- “Are you from Pluto? Because you’re pretty out of this world.”
- “You must be made of beryllium and radon. Because you’re Be-Rad!”
- “Baby, I may not be an algorithm, but I’ll solve all your problems.”
- “You’re like the derivative of x^2, so hot, you’re 2x.”
- “My love for you is like a constant – it never changes.”
- “You’re my integral, making my life complete.”
- “Are you sure you’re not a programmer? Because you must have rewritten my code!”
- “My love for you is exponential.”
- “Are you a complex number? Because you’re real and imaginary!”
- “Is your name Pi? Because you’re irrational.”
- “Let’s solve for x…where x is the location of our date.”
- “You are the missing variable in my equation of happiness.”
- “I think I can do the impossible, make you fall for me.”
- “Is your name Oxygen? Because you take my breath away.”
- “I’d be your hypotenuse in a right-angled triangle of love.”
Sarcastic Dad Pickup-lines
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you… but in a good way, I guess.” 🙄
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together… maybe.” 🤷♂️
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again… just to be sure?” 🤨
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for… I think.” 🤔
- “My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in… I’m trying, though.” 💩
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need… to help me get better.” 😅
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see… I’ve been looking.” 👀
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber… I guess.” 🥒
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged… but I’m not a cop, so whatever.” 👮♀️
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Maybe if I see you again, things will get worse… or better.” 🤷♀️
- “I’m not an organ donor, but I’d gladly give you my heart… if you promise to take care of it.” ❤️
- “I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours? I’m not gonna call you though.” 📱
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type… of person to ignore.” ⌨️
- “Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere… but I’ll keep looking.” 🔎
- “My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some? I’ll never pay you back.” 💊
- “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine… or maybe not.” 🤖
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… not really.” ✨
- “Are you sure you’re not a programmer? Because you must have rewritten my code… so it’s worse now.” 💻
- “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?” 🦖 (Sarcastic delivery key)
- “Do you like pasta? Because I really like you-pasta-tively… not really.” 🍝
- “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet… kidding.” 🧹
Dad-tastic & Rib-Ticklingly Funny Pick-Up Lines”
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
- If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours?
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Do you like pasta? Because I really like you-pasta-tively!
- I’m no electrician, but I can light up your life.
- I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Ultimate Pop-tastic Pickup Lines: Best Dad Jokes to Woo Your Crush!”
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?
- If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours?
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Do you like pasta? Because I really like you-pasta-tively!
- I’m no electrician, but I can light up your life.
- Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.
Naughty Popsicle Stick Pick-Up Lines: Dirty Daddies Unleash Their Wit”
(Warning: These lines are intended for mature audiences only and may be considered inappropriate for some.)
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. (Suggestive)
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together… naked.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? (Suggestive)
- Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection… down there.
- Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere… until now.
- I’m feeling a little off today… Maybe if I see you again, things will get better. (Suggestive)
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some? (Suggestive)
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need to complete us. (Suggestive)
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see… naked. (Suggestive)
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber… ready to be eaten. (Suggestive)
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged… in my bed. (Suggestive)
- I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours? So I can text you dirty things. (Suggestive)
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type… in bed. (Suggestive)
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect… in the bedroom. (Suggestive)
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet… into bed. (Suggestive)
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined… but incredibly hot. (Suggestive)
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but you’re looking incredibly sexy right now. (Suggestive)
- Do you like pasta? Because I really like you-pasta-tively… in bed. (Suggestive)
- I’m no electrician, but I can light up your life… and your body. (Suggestive)
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… in bed. (Suggestive)
Cheesiest Pop’s Playbook Pick-Up Lines That’ll Make You Cringe and Chuckle!”
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
- If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours?
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
- Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Tinder Tidbits: Dad-tastic Pickup Lines That’ll Swipe Right to Your Heart!”
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swipe right again?
- Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere…until now.
- I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better.
- I think I’ve lost my phone number… can I have yours?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Slick and Unexpected Pop’s Smooth Talk Lines for a Memorable Night!”
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
- If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- I think I’ve lost my phone number… can I have yours?
- Aside from being gorgeous, what else do you do?
- Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere…until now.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
“Corny and Quirky: 20 Playful Popsicle Stick Pick-Up Lines for the Modern Popsicle Daddio”
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
- If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours?
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
- Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
“Cute 20 Quirky Dad Jokes to Melt Hearts”
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
- If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours?
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
- Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Magnetic Charisma-Drenched Dad Jokes to Charm Your Socks Off”
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
- If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- I think I’ve lost my phone number
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… Can I have yours? 15. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. 16. Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere. 17. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day. 18. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte! 19. My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined! 20. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Clever Dad Jokes: Pickup Lines for Guys That Dad-icate to Dating Success!”
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
- If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- I think I’ve lost my phone number… can I have yours?
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
- Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Clever Dad-Approved Pickup Lines for Girls: Unexpectedly Charming!”
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
- If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- I think I’ve lost my phone number… can I have yours?
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
- Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
“Wrap Up Your Father’s Day with These Unconventional Dad Jokes!”
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- I’m feeling a little off today… maybe if I see you again, things will get better!
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U… Can I borrow some?
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
- If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- I think I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours?
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
- Are you a 404 error? Because I can’t find you anywhere.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you all day.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?