Looking for the world’s cringiest, cheesiest, and most awkward attempts at love? 😬💔 You’ve come to the right place! This collection of Bad Pick-Up Lines is the ultimate cringe-fest that’s so terrible… it’s actually hilarious. Whether you’re here for a laugh, planning a gag with friends, or just curious about the worst flirting disasters known to humankind, we’ve got you covered.
Let’s face it — not all pick-up lines are created equal. Some make you smile, some might charm you, but these? These are guaranteed to make you groan, eye-roll, or possibly question humanity. 😂 But that’s exactly why they’re worth the read!
Cringeworthy Bad Pick-Up Lines That’ll Make You Laugh and Groan
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you… and I still regret using that.
- Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again with worse lines?
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber — yeah, I went there.
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout. And this line is a total flop.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you landed flat into this awkward conversation.
- Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a weak connection.
- Your hand looks heavy— want me to hold it while you cringe?
- Do you have a map? Because I got lost in this cheesy disaster of a line.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because… you’re Cu-Te. Yeah, chemistry just died a little.
- Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—and so does my dignity.
So Bad, They Might Just Work: Ironically Funny Pick-Up Lines
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. Oui, it’s terrible.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for… in a mistake.
- Do you have Band-Aids? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you—badly.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more… regrets.
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you and melted into awkward silence.
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my confidence.
- You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind and straight into this mess.
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity. Too bad this line belongs in the stone age.
- Can I follow you home? Because my GPS is broken—just like my social skills.
- Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet… and into embarrassment.
Embarrassingly Bad Pick-Up Lines That Miss Every Mark
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date… that ends in awkward silence?
- Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest—and now I’m in emotional debt.
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm. (Even autocorrect is judging.)
- Are you a hurricane? Because you blew me away—into bad conversation.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type… of cringe.
- Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you—yikes.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see… unfortunately.
- I must be a beaver, because I’m dyin’ to dam talk to you.
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one. Bad math. Worse pick-up line.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future… running away.
Pick-Up Lines So Awful, They’re Basically Anti-Attractive
- I lost my phone number— can I have yours? No? That’s fair.
- Do you smell that? It must be love… or desperation.
- Are you a drill? Because you just bored your way into my bad decisions.
- Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for someone like me.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile… awkwardly.
- Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in this terrible line.
- I must be a cat, because I’m feline a connection. Please ignore me.
- Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off—without clearance.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I feel no signal.
- You must be a keyboard shortcut, because you Ctrl my heart and Alt my life.
Bad Pickup-lines for Him
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.” 🔎
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 🚗
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😉
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” 🥒
- “Aside from being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?” 🤔
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.” 🤓
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.” 📸
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.” 👀
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” ✨
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.” 📶
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🤠
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” ☕
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.” 📚
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.” 👮♀️
- “Besides being hot, what do you do for a living?” 🔥
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?” 💄
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”👖
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my whole world brightened!” ✨
- “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!” 💣 (Use with extreme caution!)
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.” 🦁
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” 📱
Bad Pickup-lines for Her
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.” 🐱
- “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?” 🍇
- “Is your name Ariel? Because you’re the only mermaid I’ve ever wanted.” 🧜♀️
- “Are you from outer space? Because you’re out of this world!” 👽
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.” 🍍
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😉
- “I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers…like your phone number.” 🧮
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 🚗
- “Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.” (Use cautiously!) 🪒
- “Are you an artist? Because you’ve painted a masterpiece on that canvas.” 🎨
- “I think I can die happy now. I’ve just seen an angel.”😇
- “I’d ask you out on a date, but I’m sure you’re already taken.” 🤔
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.” 💰
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” ✨
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.” 🔎
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?” 💄
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.” 🦁
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😉
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.” 📚
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.” 📶
- “Are you a superhero? Because you’ve just saved me from boredom.”🦸♀️
Bad Rizz to Ask a Girl
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.” 🍞 (Use with EXTREME caution!)
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” 🥒
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 🚗
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.” 🤓
- “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?” 🍇
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.” 🦁
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” 📱
- “I think I can die happy now. I’ve just seen an angel.”😇
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.” 💰
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” ☕
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🤠
- “Are you an artist? Because you’ve painted a masterpiece on that canvas.” 🎨
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.” 👮♀️
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.” 🐱
- “Are you a superhero? Because you’ve just saved me from boredom.”🦸♀️
- “I’d ask you out on a date, but I’m sure you’re already taken.” 🤔
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?” 💄
- “Aside from being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?” 🤔
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😉
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.” 📚
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.” 📶
Clever Bad Pickup-lines
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”👖
- “Are you a librarian? Because I’m looking for someone to check me out.” 📚
- “I’m writing a book on the world’s finest people. Can I interview you?” ✍️
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😉
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.” 🔎
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” ✨
- “If you were a song, you’d be my favorite.” 🎶
- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through a garden forever.”🌹
- “What’s your favorite type of cheese? Because I thought you’d be gouda!” 🧀
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.” ⏱️
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.” 🍍
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” 📱
- “What’s your sign? Because I’m a Leo. This is what happens with Leos.”♌
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.” 👀
- “Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.” ✨
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 🚗
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.” 🦁
- “I think I can die happy now. I’ve just seen an angel.”😇
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.” 💰
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” ☕
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🤠
Flirty Bad Rizz Lines
- “Are you a microwave? Because you’ve got me feeling hot and bothered.” 🔥
- “Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be gone too soon.” ❄️ (Use with caution!)
- “I’m not a stalker, but I know where you are now.” 🤨(Use with EXTREME caution!)
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😉
- “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off of you.” 👀
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.” 🐱
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.” 📸
- “Are you from outer space? Because you’re out of this world!” 👽
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.” 🍍
- “Are you a superhero? Because you’ve just saved me from boredom.”🦸♀️
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.” 👮♀️
- “Are you a microwave? Because you’ve got me feeling hot and bothered.” 🔥
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” 📱
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 🚗
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.” 🦁
- “I think I can die happy now. I’ve just seen an angel.”😇
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.” 💰
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” ☕
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🤠
- “Are you an artist? Because you’ve painted a masterpiece on that canvas.” 🎨
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.” 🔎
Punny Bad Icebreakers
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 🚗
- “What’s your sign? Because I’m a Leo. This is what happens with Leos.”♌
- “What’s your favorite type of cheese? Because I thought you’d be gouda!” 🧀
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😉
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.” 🔎
- “What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!” 🥔🦘
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?” 💄
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” ✨
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.” 🦁
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” 📱
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” ☕
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🤠
- “Are you an artist? Because you’ve painted a masterpiece on that canvas.” 🎨
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.” 👮♀️
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.” 🐱
- “Are you a superhero? Because you’ve just saved me from boredom.”🦸♀️
- “I’d ask you out on a date, but I’m sure you’re already taken.” 🤔
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.” 💰
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” 🥒
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.” 📚
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.” 📶
Nerdy Bad Pickup-lines
- “Are you an angle? Because you’re looking acute.” 📐
- “Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!” 📏
- “Is your name Euler? Because you’re my number one!” 🧮
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😉
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.” 🔎
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” ✨
- “Are you from outer space? Because you’re out of this world!” 👽
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.” 🦁
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” 📱
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” ☕
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🤠
- “Are you an artist? Because you’ve painted a masterpiece on that canvas.” 🎨
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.” 👮♀️
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.” 🐱
- “Are you a superhero? Because you’ve just saved me from boredom.”🦸♀️
- “I’d ask you out on a date, but I’m sure you’re already taken.” 🤔
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.” 💰
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” 🥒
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.” 📚
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.” 📶
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 🚗
Sarcastic Bad Pickup-lines
- “I’d ask you out on a date, but I’m sure you’re already taken.” 🤔
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.” 🚗 (said sarcastically)
- “So, what’s your biggest flaw? Besides your stunning good looks, of course.” 😉 (said sarcastically)
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”👖 (said sarcastically)
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😉 (said sarcastically)
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.” 🔎 (said sarcastically)
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” ✨ (said sarcastically)
- “Are you a microwave? Because you’ve got me feeling hot and bothered.” 🔥 (said sarcastically)
- “Are you from outer space? Because you’re out of this world!” 👽 (said sarcastically)
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.” 🦁 (said sarcastically)
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” 📱 (said sarcastically)
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” ☕ (said sarcastically)
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🤠 (said sarcastically)
- “Are you an artist? Because you’ve painted a masterpiece on that canvas.” 🎨 (said sarcastically)
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.” 👮♀️ (said sarcastically)
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.” 🐱 (said sarcastically)
- “Are you a superhero? Because you’ve just saved me from boredom.”🦸♀️ (said sarcastically)
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.” 💰 (said sarcastically)
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” 🥒 (said sarcastically)
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.” 📚 (said sarcastically)
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.” 📶 (said sarcastically)
Side-Splittingly Hilarious and Cringe-Worthy Pickup Fails
- “Is your name Earl? Because I’m Earl-y attracted to you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?”
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my whole world brightened!”
- “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!”
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.”
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
Hilariously Cringe-Worthy Pick-Up Lines: The Best of the Worst!
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?”
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my whole world brightened!”
- “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!”
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.”
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
Provocatively Filthy Pick-Up Lines That Are So Wickedly Terrible
(Disclaimer: The following lines are intended for comedic effect only and should be used with extreme caution and consideration of the context and audience. They are highly inappropriate in many situations.)
- “Are you a toilet? Because I’m dying to get into you.” 🚽
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
- “Are you a microwave? Because you’ve got me feeling hot and bothered.”
- “Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
- “Are you a superhero? Because you’ve just saved me from boredom.”
- “I think I can die happy now. I’ve just seen an angel.”
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Are you an artist? Because you’ve painted a masterpiece on that canvas.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my whole world brightened!”
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.”
Cringeworthy Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Are So Terribly Awful, They Might Just Work!
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?”
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my whole world brightened!”
- “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!”
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.”
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
Tinder Pick-Up Lines So Bad, They’re Surprisingly Good!
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?”
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my whole world brightened!”
- “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!”
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.”
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
Utterly Terrible, Yet Incredibly Smooth Pick-Up Lines
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?”
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my whole world brightened!”
- “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!”
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.”
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
Corny to the Core: Hilariously Terrible Pick-Up Lines
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?”
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my whole world brightened!”
- “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!”
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.”
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
Adorably Awful Cute Pick-Up Lines That Will Leave You Cringing
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?”
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my whole world brightened!”
- “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!”
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.”
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
Charismatically Cringeworthy Pickup Lines That Are So Bad, They’re Good!
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?”
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my whole world brightened!”
- “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!”
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.”
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
Cringeworthy Pick-up Lines That Are Anything But Good for Girls
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
- “I’m feeling a little off today… Could I borrow your lipstick?”
- “I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection.”
- “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, my whole world brightened!”
- “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!”
- “My therapist told me to embrace my wild side… So here I am.”
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- “Are you a cat burglar? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”